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Arkhanno

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If Evan was my brother...
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:01:25 am »

There would be non-stop moaning coming from our room. Even if Nolan storms in to pull us off each other so he can get some too.
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 03:07:43 am »

o_O
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 03:20:12 am »

Tru story. Wincest is win.
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 05:45:21 am »

Our sister Sarah and brother Venser would always have noise-cancelling headphones on while our father Nolan and mother Kitty would fight over who is sexier: her, Evan, or myself. Our oldest brother Kwiftee would be travelling all the time due to his job as a detective. Our second oldest brother Silent Loner would be travelling the world as a soldier, fighting and banning crime as it pops up. Ybbald, the one we rarely talk about, would be sleeping with the dogs, both literally and metaphorically while Koppis and Matonen try their best to keep the dogs safe. dsk would always be in his room playing FPS or out working. Rag would just be around not doing too much. Kayin, our grandfather, would come around a few times every year to tell us stories and to bond. Liquid is the jack-of-all-trades who would be the jokester of the family. Silver would be the badass band kid who travels as a rock star, dsk and Liquid occasionally going with him as a back-up drummer and groupie respectively. Zaraki moved out and we haven't heard from him since. Draco and Yule would be off in a corner somewhere beating each other up. guywithpasta would always have some sort of pasta with him, just around. We heard he had a twin, but we think Venser, Stu, ninjafetus, Silver and Kwiftee found a way to clone him. Rad, Kudo, Yuping and raekuul are generally off in a corner away from us, laughing at us and doing their best not to get caught up in the action. Yoshi and Greg are always starting something hilarious/on fire. TAY and Tervez don't really talk much; we actually think they're mute. The rest... Well, we don't talk about them that much. Besides I can't write much more. After this long post Evan is wanting me to get off so we can make some music again.
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IT IS HE WHO JERKS YOU OFF AT NIGHT AND PUTS YOU TO SLEEP
IT IS HE WHO WORKS CEASELESSLY TO FLAME THE NUBTROLLS SO YOU MAY ENJOY YOUR FORUMMING IN PEACE
IT IS HE WHO IS THE BACKBONE OF THIS PLACE WITHOUT HIM WE WOULD BE LOST FOREVER

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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 08:53:23 am »

Lmao ^^
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2010, 09:15:21 am »

I wanna sig that entire thing
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2010, 09:30:22 am »

tl;dr

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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2010, 10:30:18 am »

That was win, Ark!
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2010, 11:00:16 am »

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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2010, 01:15:55 pm »

Lost hard @ Draco and I.
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2010, 01:20:24 pm »

lost on liquids sig lol
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2010, 04:02:19 pm »

What about me? D:
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2010, 04:24:59 pm »

This is pretty amazing.
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Re: If Evan was my brother...
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2010, 05:14:38 pm »

What about me? D:

Who the fuck are you?
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IT IS HE WHO TOILS TO ENSURE HIGH QUALITY PORN IS ABUNDANT
IT IS HE WHO JERKS YOU OFF AT NIGHT AND PUTS YOU TO SLEEP
IT IS HE WHO WORKS CEASELESSLY TO FLAME THE NUBTROLLS SO YOU MAY ENJOY YOUR FORUMMING IN PEACE
IT IS HE WHO IS THE BACKBONE OF THIS PLACE WITHOUT HIM WE WOULD BE LOST FOREVER

http://www.twitch.tv/arkhanno
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