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The Church of Venser
« on: May 29, 2010, 09:42:41 pm »

The Church of Venser will be opening its doors for mid-afternoon worship whenever the hell Venser feels like being worshiped. Arch-Bishop Arkhanno will be leading the services. There will be complimentary crackers and grape juice served during the service.


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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2010, 09:45:51 pm »

I have been notified that the seats have been turned to chocolate.
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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2010, 09:49:11 pm »

Can I be the Pope of the Church of Venser?

I have been notified that the seats have been turned to chocolate.

...wut?
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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2010, 09:51:00 pm »

Can I be the Pope of the Church of Venser?

I have been notified that the seats have been turned to chocolate.

...wut?

It's true. I asked Venser and he said yes.
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Ybbald: I read that as "deadly venser"
Ybbald: and I was like
Ybbald: "when is venser NOT deadly?"

Arkhanno: We'll have to out-source to the US. I know of a great doctor with lifeguard training that can do anything with a 90% success rate

Evan20k: Sherlock Holmes didn't have 5 arms and 6 penises and lifeguard training

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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2010, 09:52:51 pm »

That's pretty sexy.
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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2010, 09:54:33 pm »

Can I be the Pope of the Church of Venser?
I suppose I'd consider it, but there might be more qualified candidates available. What makes you special enough to be the Pope of the Church of Venser?

I have been notified that the seats have been turned to chocolate.

...wut?
A humble believer requested a lowly favor, and it has been granted. The seats of the Church of Venser are now and forevermore made of chocolate.
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Ybbald: I read that as "deadly venser"
Ybbald: and I was like
Ybbald: "when is venser NOT deadly?"

Arkhanno: We'll have to out-source to the US. I know of a great doctor with lifeguard training that can do anything with a 90% success rate

Evan20k: Sherlock Holmes didn't have 5 arms and 6 penises and lifeguard training

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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2010, 09:55:57 pm »

I believe as the creator of the Church of Venser, I should be Pope. Or at least Venser's prophet. Ark has to be a bishop, though.

SOMEONE has to touch the little boys.

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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2010, 09:56:59 pm »

Because I'd look damn good in a pope hat behind a solid layer of bulletproof glass.
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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 09:58:04 pm »

True, true. No religion is complete without corruption. So it shall be. Last shall be the Prophet of Venser, Arkhanno shall be the Bishop of the Church of Venser, and Liquid shall be the Pope of Venser.

Venamenser.
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Ybbald: I read that as "deadly venser"
Ybbald: and I was like
Ybbald: "when is venser NOT deadly?"

Arkhanno: We'll have to out-source to the US. I know of a great doctor with lifeguard training that can do anything with a 90% success rate

Evan20k: Sherlock Holmes didn't have 5 arms and 6 penises and lifeguard training

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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2010, 10:00:30 pm »

Last_Rites can touch the little boys, though. My idea of corruption is sewing the concept of Eucharist into young peoples' minds.

...Or at least our equivalent.
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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2010, 10:02:48 pm »

My idea of corruption is admitting Scientology has a few feasible ideas.

And that's a no to the boy-touching. Prophets can't be seen doing such things.

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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2010, 10:03:48 pm »

Oh, fine.

Venamenser.

I just now saw what you did there. >_>
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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2010, 10:20:54 pm »

Oh, fine.

Venamenser.

I just now saw what you did there. >_>

Honestly, I can't imagine a pope saying that.
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Re: The Church of Venser
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2010, 10:21:38 pm »

Can I partake of the corruption?
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