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ybbald

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Masturbation
« on: March 20, 2011, 09:32:06 pm »

Is time I could spend sleeping

Do you fap a lot? Why or why not?
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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2011, 09:48:55 pm »

Fapping is cool.

Until you rub it raw.
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What the hell
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2011, 09:56:36 pm »

Uh...What th-Who th-WHY?
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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2011, 10:02:25 pm »

: I like the Firestarter! • show
<SgtBallard> There was this kid back in Junior High that asked our group about how to Masturbate. Well Saint there and I decided to play a joke on him. We told him that the key to jacking it was the firestarter method
<Uberm4cht> fire starter?
<SaintAlvus> Thats when you take your dick in both hands, and rub opposite directions quickly as if you are rubbing a stick to start a fire. Ballard though told the little prick to flick the tip when his dick became numb.
<SgtBallard> Yep, Kid comes back the next week and tells us that he did it until he started bleeding but he never came. That will make me laugh till the day I die.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2011, 10:05:49 pm by Bateman »
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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2011, 10:06:27 pm »

: I like the Firestarter! • show
<SgtBallard> There was this kid back in Junior High that asked our group about how to Masturbate. Well Saint there and I decided to play a joke on him. We told him that the key to jacking it was the firestarter method
<Uberm4cht> fire starter?
<SaintAlvus> Thats when you take your dick in both hands, and rub opposite directions quickly as if you are rubbing a stick to start a fire. Ballard though told the little prick to flick the tip when his dick became numb.
<SgtBallard> Yep, Kid comes back the next week and tells us that he did it until he started bleeding but he never came. That will make me laugh till the day I die.


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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2011, 06:54:41 am »

I lost
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ybbald

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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2011, 07:12:48 am »

that is so fucking horrible


I lost
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ybbald

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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2011, 10:15:50 am »

I basically look at it as I could sleep or I could fap and both are fun but I like sleeping more so I'm not tired the next day
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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2011, 12:07:29 pm »

I basically look at it as I could sleep or I could fap and both are fun but I like sleeping more so I'm not tired the next day

Fapping makes you tired so you could sleep faster
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ybbald

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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2011, 01:16:22 pm »

But sometimes it takes a long time to finish and then sometimes cleaning it up wakes me back up
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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2011, 04:26:59 pm »

But sometimes it takes a long time to finish and then sometimes cleaning it up wakes me back up

You actually clean it up?
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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2011, 04:28:29 pm »

Real men use women.

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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2011, 05:04:07 pm »

I'm too fat to get it up.
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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2011, 05:10:12 pm »

I'm too fat to get it up.

These alts are really still going on?
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Re: Masturbation
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2011, 05:12:49 pm »

Have you guys ever fapped standing up?
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