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IRC Quotes
« on: April 01, 2008, 08:06:48 pm »

Now that we have an official channel, we need a quote thread.

Go for it.

One rule: DON'T QUOTE YOURSELF
« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 08:41:02 pm by dsk »
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 11:00:25 am »

ok, sounds good,
there's been nothing special yet.
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 01:07:43 pm »

<@Kayin> Asian girl was like
<dsk> Beats the hell out of me
<@Kayin> "I'm going to talk to your peoples"
<@Kayin> and I was like
<@Kayin> "word
<Rad> k
<Rad> hahah
<l33twash0r> what asian girl :s
<dsk> HOH
<dsk> Is she hot?
<Rad> is she a man?
<@Kayin> I'd say so!

... Perfect timing Rad... He posted a nannossecond before Kayin.

EDIT:

[20:01:53] <Seniwac> HAHA
[20:01:56] <Seniwac> TAKE THAT DRACULA
[20:01:57] <Seniwac> I WIN
[20:02:05] <Seniwac> oh and the safe spot is in the right corner
[20:02:07] <Seniwac> hug the wall
[20:02:13] <Seniwac> and only the homing fireball can kill you
[20:05:15] <Kwiftee|eating> And the brains, yeah.
[20:06:58] <Seniwac> medusas
[20:07:22] <Seniwac> but still
[20:07:28] <Seniwac> if you get all the medusas to one side
[20:07:30] <Seniwac> and shoot
[20:07:38] <Seniwac> only the fireball can kill you

What the fuck?
« Last Edit: April 03, 2008, 07:16:34 pm by dsk »
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 07:45:52 pm »

hahaha!
i wish i was castlevania illiterate.
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 07:02:15 pm »

[20:04:51] * dsk is now known as dsk|RB
[20:05:22] * Branvsc (~Brandon@adsl-159-83-86.gsp.bellsouth.net) has joined #iwbtg
[20:07:51] <Rad> whats rb?

You see, the quote could have ended here, with rad's stupidity, but LKA came along and

[20:09:36] <LKA> your right brain
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 07:08:31 pm »

by RB, i thought it was supposed to be something like BRB or something.
i knew that RB stood for rockband.
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2008, 05:45:06 pm »

[18:49:28] <ohSnaps> where r u from
[18:49:33] <@dsk|sick> Brazil
[18:49:40] <ohSnaps> really
[18:49:51] <@dsk|sick> Yup
[18:49:51] <ohSnaps> i speak portuguese
[18:49:53] <ohSnaps> D:
[18:49:57] <ohSnaps> like
[18:49:58] <ohSnaps> Nao
[18:49:58] <ohSnaps> Sim
[18:49:59] <ohSnaps> n stuff
[18:50:00] <ohSnaps> XD
[18:50:02] <@dsk|sick> Ah legal ;D
[18:50:06] <@dsk|sick> .... Yeah
[18:50:10] <@Kayin> He's lying. Theres no internet in Brazil.
[18:50:17] <ohSnaps> FUCK
[18:50:20] <@dsk|sick> Actually there is
[18:50:21] <ohSnaps> I KNEW IT!
[18:50:27] <ohSnaps> im from mexico
[18:50:27] <@Kayin> not.
[18:50:28] <ohSnaps> >_>
[18:50:31] <@dsk|sick> But I have to pay over 500 bucks a month
[18:50:37] <@dsk|sick> Pulled over USA
[18:50:47] <ohSnaps> you play 500 reales?
[18:50:48] <@dsk|sick> Crap load of miles of cable
[18:50:53] <@Kayin> To do this, he smuggles coke.
[18:50:57] <ohSnaps> lol
[18:51:04] <ohSnaps> you get internet from the usa?
[18:51:05] <ohSnaps> why?
[18:51:16] <@dsk|sick> ... Are you really THAT stupid?
[18:51:23] <@Kayin> Economy is bad.
[18:51:26] <ohSnaps> i mean
[18:51:30] <@Kayin> It's cheaper for him to import.
[18:51:30] <ohSnaps> i know there is no cable
[18:51:32] <ohSnaps> fuck
[18:51:49] <ohSnaps> i play 100 dollars
[18:51:54] <ohSnaps> for my stupid cable n internet services
[18:52:03] <ohSnaps> monthly
[18:52:07] <@Kayin> Do you know how much one Brazilian Thingermurwhatsit gets you in USD?
[18:52:09] <@Kayin> Like
[18:52:11] <@Kayin> a bunch.
[18:52:26] <ohSnaps> wtf is a thingermurwhatsit

Holy shit OhSnaps. Are you really that stupid?
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 04:51:34 pm »

Cheez> HI MOM
<@dsk|metroid> WHERE DO I GO NAO
<Cheez> YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE
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<ohSnapz> i lold
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2008, 08:23:28 pm »

<Kwiftee> Bye.
* Kwiftee (cb1a2523@webchat.mibbit.com) has left #iwbtg
<@catldr> D=
<@catldr> WHO WILL I STAB NOW
<@maou> stab kayin.
<@catldr> Why would I stab Kayin?
<@maou> Because he's soft and makes delightful noises.
<@Kayin> :(
<@Kayin> Thats the same reason you wanted to rape me. :(
<@catldr> ...
<@maou> You didn't complain too much when it was just kissing.
<LKA> well this is
<LKA> an awkward moment
<LKA> to just gladly non-afk and happily waltz into irc
<@Kayin> You tricked me. :( I thought you were a pretty girl.
<@Kayin> Its not my fault the lights were out.
<@maou> I was convincing, admit it.
<@Kayin> I should of known from your size that you were no Loli. :(
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2008, 09:32:56 pm »

[21:48:18] <kefkarules> Before I lost my connection and got beaten up by my father I wanted to tell you, catldr, that nobody loves you. =D
[21:48:25] * kefkarules runs far far away
[21:48:53] <@Kayin> So cold!
[21:48:54] <kefkarules> I've been wanting to say that to a mod for approximately forever
[21:49:40] <@maou> harsh
[21:49:59] <@Kayin> But Cat is so likeable!
[21:50:16] <@Kayin> Why not dsk?: No one likes Dsk!
[21:50:29] <@maou> Yeah, not even dsk likes dsk
[21:50:57] <kefkarules> I like dsk! But cat? Nobody loves cat!

Really Kayin?



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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2008, 10:25:59 am »

<kefkarules> Ooh cat
* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
<@catldr> wut
<@dsk> Better hide that line, eh kefka?
<kefkarules> I don't know if you heard before but nobody loves you
<@dsk> :D
<kefkarules> Fwefwefwehhhhh
* kefkarules was kicked by catldr (He made me cryyyy ;_;)
* kefkarules (~franzkefk@pool-71-102-85-147.plspca.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #iwbtg
<kefkarules> It's true though
<kefkarules> bahahahahaha
* You were kicked by dsk (It's true)

* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
* catldr sets mode: -o dsk
* @catldr whistles innocently
* dsk (~dsk@200-168-77-75.dial-up.telesp.net.br) Quit
<@catldr> =D
* dsk (~dsk@200-168-77-75.dial-up.telesp.net.br) has joined #iwbtg
<kefkarules> Hi there cat
<@catldr> :3
* ChanServ sets mode: +o dsk
<@dsk> You bitch
* catldr sets mode: -o dsk
* @catldr waves
<kefkarules> See? Nobody does love you. Not even dsk.
* maou sets mode: +h dsk
<%dsk> h?
* catldr sets mode: -h dsk
<@maou> HOT
<@maou> halfop
<Electrometer_Prime> halfop
<dsk> Oh
<dsk> I like that
<@catldr> oh
<dsk> HOT
<@catldr> that was okay then I guess
* dsk (~dsk@200-168-77-75.dial-up.telesp.net.br) Quit (Client Quit)
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o dsk
* dsk sets mode: -o catldr
<kefkarules> hi there you sexy nonadmin
<kefkarules> herses
<@dsk> goddammit
<catldr> damnit
<kefkarules> curses foiled again
* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
* dsk sets mode: -o catldr
<catldr> damnit
<kefkarules> +o LKA
<kefkarules> curses. e_e
* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
* dsk sets mode: -o catldr
<catldr> damnit
<LKA> huh
* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
<@maou> yare yare
* catldr sets mode: -o dsk
<@catldr> YES
<@catldr> HA
<@catldr> HA
<dsk> no
* @catldr wins
<dsk> bitch
* ChanServ sets mode: +o dsk
* catldr sets mode: -o dsk
* ChanServ sets mode: +o dsk
* dsk sets mode: -o catldr
* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
* dsk sets mode: -o catldr
<kefkarules> Wow.
* catldr: you're not channel operator
* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
* dsk sets mode: -o catldr
* catldr: you're not channel operator
<@dsk> Stop
<catldr> damnit
<@dsk> not funny anymore
<catldr> you have that typed up already don't you
<@maou> Op Wars.  Now, you too can relive the late 90s.
<kefkarules> xD
<kefkarules> xD
* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
* dsk sets mode: -o catldr
<@dsk> MWAHAHAHA
* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
* dsk sets mode: -o catldr
* ChanServ sets mode: +o catldr
<@dsk> Ok
<@dsk> I promise
* catldr sets mode: -o dsk
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2008, 06:31:18 pm »

<DimJim> Ooh, the boss should be pixel
<DimJim> Literally.
<DimJim> A pixel.
<DimJim> And while you try to shoot him Igors attack you
<flame> We should have N as a boss
<DimJim> Also, maybe Balrog should appear and run at you
<@dsk> If my cock were a boss, the game would be impossible to beat.
<nintenrules> <_<
<nintenrules> But I beat it all night long
<DimJim> :O
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2008, 05:51:03 am »

[04:08:55] <@Kayin> Man. I wish I could make a mental age lock
[04:12:35] <Cheez> you just have to make it a rule that you can't be a total dipshit.
[04:14:30] <Kwiftee> It wouldn't stop people.
[04:14:54] <Cheez> it does when they're banned.
[04:20:51] <@Kayin> Haw.
[04:21:00] <@Kayin> I hope they just get bored.
[04:41:59] <dougch> sup man
[04:42:08] <dougch> btw ytour gaem causes peopel to eat computers
[04:42:33] * dougch (~dchristen@host-133-142-230-24.midco.net) Quit
[05:47:31] <Herasy> IT DOES!?
[05:48:02] * Kwiftee chomp chomp
[05:48:23] * Herasy munch munch
[05:48:41] * Kwiftee gnaw gnaw
[05:48:50] * Herasy snap snap
[05:49:02] * Kwiftee bite bite
[05:49:22] * Herasy snack snack
[05:49:32] * Kwiftee taste taste
[05:49:48] * Herasy glomp glomp
[05:50:00] <Kwiftee> ...glomp?

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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2008, 11:38:05 pm »

<Cheez> you guys are so boring :|
<OffSnaps> what you want from u
<OffSnaps> us*
<Cheez> money
<Cheez> you could do something about stickers on fruit.
<Cheez> stickers on fruit, stickers on fruit, GOD I hate those stickers on fruit. my distress is so acute, when I deal with stickers on fruit. Sticker on an apple, sticker on a pear, WHY do they put those stickers on there? If you don't get them off on the very first day they take the skin away!
<OffSnaps> ...
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Re: IRC Quotes
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 04:42:59 am »

<Kwiftee> Alan, Fuck you man, fuck you
<Alan> I love you too.
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