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Author Topic: What is this buttsecks you speak of?  (Read 4217 times)

ybbald

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What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« on: February 18, 2009, 06:18:43 pm »

Please explain

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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 06:58:23 pm »

See, what happens is dsk and I put on some music, then he carries me into the bedroom. He lays me down on the bed, while simultaneous sitting on the bed, looking me deep in the eyes. He then lifts up my shirt slightly and gently kisses me. He continues to kiss me as he goes along. He then comes up to my neck, and my mouth. We kiss passionately, as I start to undo his pants. When we finish kissing, I remove his shirt and start to kiss him softly as he removes my pants.

Now, sitting there naked, we share sweet words. He then grabs a condom and puts it on. I open my legs, and he teases me with the tip of his penis. I let out a moan and cry out for the pleasure that will soon be inside me. He slowly inserts it; this warm place he knows well lets him inside easily, slowing moving in and out, letting the muscles relax so it won't hurt. He slowly picks up speed: excitement and endorphins start to flow through our veins; the love we have for each other never broken, only growing stronger with each stroke. He leans in and we start to kiss as our pelvises meet repeatedly. Pleasure growing higher and higher; the point arives, and I feel a warmth inside me. I pull him in close and kiss him in such a way that tells him that I never want to let him go; that my love for him will never die. He then reaches down and starts to move his hand up and down. I let out a moan and tell him he doesn't have to; he replies that he wants to.


Did I mention that I love dsk? It gets more interesting when Rag is involved. :D
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 07:03:49 pm »

i just jizzed... evrerywhere
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 07:06:39 pm »

And I just barfed everywhere.
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 07:11:04 pm »

It's okay, you'll get use to it in time. We can mate forever, Draco. ;)
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 07:16:42 pm »

ROFL

Roll
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Lallygagging?
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 07:20:25 pm »

It's okay, you'll get use to it in time. We can mate forever, Draco. ;)


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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 07:22:05 pm »

You should make more aesthetically pleasing pumpkins. ... Now, let me give you a blowjob to make you better. :)
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 07:57:55 pm »

No pity, Draco: it was spoiler'd out and everything. I admit though, it's not really a spoiler. You all knew what they get up to.
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 08:03:29 pm »

Bizarrely enough, that's kinda like my first time.

Without the wanking bit.
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2009, 08:05:48 pm »

You love to give me handjobs, and stop lying, we have buttsex quite often. And Stu, don't lie, you read it and you got hard.
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2009, 08:16:05 pm »

And Stu, don't lie, you read it and you got hard.

Did I say I didn't?
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2009, 08:35:06 pm »

Yeah, but I wanted you to post something epic in reply to that. :(
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IT IS HE WHO IS THE BACKBONE OF THIS PLACE WITHOUT HIM WE WOULD BE LOST FOREVER

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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 08:55:20 pm »

...I...I ju-...I just wan-...I...I dunno...Meep...Is all I can say...And I don't know why...
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Re: What is this buttsecks you speak of?
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 10:43:09 pm »

See, what happens is dsk and I put on some music, then he carries me into the bedroom. He lays me down on the bed, while simultaneous sitting on the bed, looking me deep in the eyes. He then lifts up my shirt slightly and gently kisses me. He continues to kiss me as he goes along. He then comes up to my neck, and my mouth. We kiss passionately, as I start to undo his pants. When we finish kissing, I remove his shirt and start to kiss him softly as he removes my pants.

Now, sitting there naked, we share sweet words. He then grabs a condom and puts it on. I open my legs, and he teases me with the tip of his penis. I let out a moan and cry out for the pleasure that will soon be inside me. He slowly inserts it; this warm place he knows well lets him inside easily, slowing moving in and out, letting the muscles relax so it won't hurt. He slowly picks up speed: excitement and endorphins start to flow through our veins; the love we have for each other never broken, only growing stronger with each stroke. He leans in and we start to kiss as our pelvises meet repeatedly. Pleasure growing higher and higher; the point arives, and I feel a warmth inside me. I pull him in close and kiss him in such a way that tells him that I never want to let him go; that my love for him will never die. He then reaches down and starts to move his hand up and down. I let out a moan and tell him he doesn't have to; he replies that he wants to.


Did I mention that I love dsk? It gets more interesting when Rag is involved. :D
...oh
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