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Author Topic: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"  (Read 5762 times)

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Unlike most of the others who are promising actions after becoming mod/admin/whatever, I promise ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. That way, I can exceed everyone's expectations (or lack thereof)! So what have you got to lose?



Hi, I'm Chef Excellence®, and I approve of this message!

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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2013, 03:43:44 pm »

Voted.
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2013, 03:55:46 pm »

yes.

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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2013, 04:05:27 pm »

I'm not convinced.
You seem like a pretty shading character to me.
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 04:47:34 pm »

Remember when Excellent® became homosExcellent®? Those were the days.
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2013, 04:57:13 pm »

How could I forget? The only issue looking back at it now is since the word filter isn't there anymore, the only way to see what was said is to see it through the quotes people left. Those were some Excellent® times.
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2013, 05:15:00 pm »

Pinning this thread. This man is the politician and chef we need.
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2013, 05:20:09 pm »

I shook this man's hand once. Things haven't quite been the same since.

I don't remember exactly how long it was afterwards the baked goods began, but it's only increased since. It started with but a lone croissant in the pantry. I'm not quite sure how it got there, but I ate it right away anyway; it had a rather Excellent® aftertaste. The following day, the fridge carried some cream cheese; whilst the frij' carried some new, experimental Excellent® pancake batter along with the usual assortment of dicks (Although not seen directly, I assure you, they were all there). More of these items appeared each day (minus the dicks, although I'm sure their numbers have increased too, but I haven't the want or need to check on their progression)- yet only at convenient times, although possibly a little inconveniently placed. Another day, I was adventuring and trapped by a rather intimidating crow- both starved, I was running low on energy yet, as if answering my prayers, a large loaf of Excellent® bread spawned...partially inside the vile beast, ruining its visceral organs, and ending the painfully lengthy battle. I remained hungry during the journey home, unknowing to the cupcakes spawning behind every step, bagels between every crack, and although it was faint- a loop of 1/256th of the Song of Double Twice in the wind. I'm not exactly sure why these occurrences repeat- is it some curse from the encounter of the legendary chef? A blessing? I may never know...and that's why you should vote Chef Excellence® here as this forum's new authorize figure. You won't regret it.
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2013, 05:39:38 pm »

I shook this man's hand once. Things haven't quite been the same since.

This man speaks the truth, and the photo posted in the OP was taken mere moments before that historical handshake. While it is not often that I venture out into the public's eye, I do recognize people right away that have a hidden altar dedicated to your truly stuffed into their dorm-room closets, so I bestow upon those followers some Excellent® food riches beyond their comprehension. I must admit, however, that some food spawns are not always perfect, so you end up with what happened to the crow every so often. I thought I was far enough away to not expose myself, but I guess my ringtone is easily picked up and carried by the wind, must look into that.

I will say that this task alone may be too grand for myself to take on alone, which is why I'm announcing Kudo to be my Excellent® right-hand man (and running mate) to help me with such difficult decisions!
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2013, 05:44:45 pm »

Chef Excellence® confirmed for eldritch-horror physical god.
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2013, 10:35:09 pm »

Chef Excellence® confirmed for eldritch-horror physical god.

Liquid, I suggest that you should check in your pantry. May or may not have left you an Excellent® surprise...
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2013, 11:15:05 am »

Oh, how delightful! I can't wait to see what manner of delicious confectio...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU Excellent® BASTARD?!!?! I CANNOT UNSEE THE HORROR MINE EYES HAVE BEHELD
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2013, 11:38:49 am »

Can i vote twice?
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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2013, 02:12:08 am »

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU Excellent® BASTARD?!!?! I CANNOT UNSEE THE HORROR MINE EYES HAVE BEHELD

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Re: Chef Excellence® for "Most Excellent® Credit Score of 2013"
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2013, 08:45:55 pm »

Nigga bake me a chicken pie
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