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Ellipsis

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Super fast fights
« on: January 25, 2012, 05:49:39 pm »

Thought I might try find a use for scriptmonkey here as I remember saying that I might a long, long time ago. Does anyone remember the old thread about this? A fight happens and who wins is just 50/50.
I'll only run it for a bit and I have capped it to 1 post per minute of so and only 50 ever until I tell it to run again.
Hope this is ok.
The format for fights will be as follows:
[p1]ScriptMonkey[/p1] vs [p2]Admins[/p2]

Only the last fight will be fought each minute of so (when scriptmonkey checks).

I'll wait a few minutes so if people think this is a really bad idea they can stop it.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2012, 06:20:09 pm by Ellipsis »
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 06:20:34 pm »

ScriptMonkey vs Admins
ScriptMonkey fought against Admins valiantly all night...
But in the end, the winner was: Admins.
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 06:24:01 pm »

[p1]Niggers[/p1] vs [p2]Ponies[/p2]
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Ybbald: "when is venser NOT deadly?"

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Evan20k: Sherlock Holmes didn't have 5 arms and 6 penises and lifeguard training

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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 06:24:50 pm »

Niggers vs Ponies
Niggers fought against Ponies valiantly all night...
But in the end, the winner was: Ponies.
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 06:25:43 pm »

[p1]SilentLoner[/p1] vs [p2]LoudPopularGuy[/p2]
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 06:26:30 pm »

Fuck off SL, I have better ideas.

[p1]Women[/p1] vs [p2]rape[/p2]
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Ybbald: "when is venser NOT deadly?"

Arkhanno: We'll have to out-source to the US. I know of a great doctor with lifeguard training that can do anything with a 90% success rate

Evan20k: Sherlock Holmes didn't have 5 arms and 6 penises and lifeguard training

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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 06:26:51 pm »

Women vs rape
Women valiantly fought against rape all night...
But in the end, the winner was: rape.
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2012, 06:27:50 pm »

Women vs rape
Women valiantly fought against rape all night...
But in the end, the winner was: rape.
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2012, 06:27:56 pm »

Wait your turn, asshole! >:(

[p1]Venser[/p1] vs [p2]Ten thousand ninjas[/p2]
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2012, 06:28:18 pm »

>.>

Well at least you don't mind scriptmonkey here. I think it should be pretty tame here.
Well as I said, to prevent abuse it only does the most recent each minute, so sorry SilentLoner you got skipped :(
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2012, 06:28:46 pm »

Venser vs Ten thousand ninjas
Venser valiantly fought against Ten thousand ninjas all night...
But in the end, the winner was: Ten thousand ninjas.
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2012, 06:29:22 pm »

WHERE IS YOUR GODMODERATOR NOW!?!?!?

...So far, these fights seem to be really one-sided, though that might just be a coincidence. >_>
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2012, 06:30:03 pm »

[p1]SilentLoner[/p1] vs [p2]a small child[/p2]
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Ybbald: "when is venser NOT deadly?"

Arkhanno: We'll have to out-source to the US. I know of a great doctor with lifeguard training that can do anything with a 90% success rate

Evan20k: Sherlock Holmes didn't have 5 arms and 6 penises and lifeguard training

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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2012, 06:30:40 pm »

[p1]A small child[/p1] vs [p2]SilentLoner[/p2]
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Re: Super fast fights
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2012, 06:30:47 pm »

SilentLoner vs a small child
SilentLoner valiantly fought against a small child all night...
But in the end, the winner was: a small child.
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