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Neo

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Boat
« on: January 16, 2011, 05:21:36 am »

A large cruise ship pulls into the pier. These things happen every day.

You continue walking along.
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Re: Boat
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 05:29:45 am »

Wut.
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Re: Boat
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 11:55:05 am »

You walk past a balding man sitting on a bench, throwing some bread crumbs for the birds.

You scare away the birds with an air guitar solo.
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Re: Boat
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 12:59:30 pm »

the solo was magnificent; lucky for you  a major record label was nearby.

You score a 3 year deal.
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Re: Boat
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2011, 01:26:25 pm »

You go mainstream and lose all ability to play good music.

You also become addicted to sleep medication
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Re: Boat
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2011, 01:40:24 pm »

During one of your drug-induced naps you dream back to that cruise ship all those years back and comment in your sleep:
"Nice boat-o desu."

Two things happen simultaneously after this mental statement is made: Orson Welles rolls over in his grave, and internet goers scream in rage and anguish.
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Re: Boat
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2011, 02:03:30 pm »

You wake up
wrists are bleeding
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Re: Boat
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2011, 02:28:02 pm »

This is because you cut yourself in your sleep. You need some new medication.
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Re: Boat
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2011, 02:30:45 pm »

You go see your doctor
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Re: Boat
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2011, 02:32:22 pm »

The doctor prescribes you with Viagara.
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Re: Boat
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2011, 03:12:23 pm »

Holy shit, I did not expect this thread to happen like this. It was more a placeholder for a project in the near future, but I'll probably just roll with it.

Good job everyone!

And why did the air guitar band become emo apparently?....
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 03:14:08 pm by Neo »
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Re: Boat
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2011, 09:46:36 pm »

Your erection lasts for more than 4 hours and your head asplodes. Have fun not having a head.
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Re: Boat
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2011, 11:06:32 pm »

your head gives blowjobs

you are homo
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Re: Boat
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2011, 11:07:50 pm »

But since you don't have a head anymore, your 2nd job is ruined. Now all you have is that pop star thing.
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Neo

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Re: Boat
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2011, 11:16:09 pm »

Around Halloween, Disney picks you up as their newest mascot band.
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Damn turrets. Damn Vinewalls. Damn Lasers.Damn Ceiling. Damn GUY

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