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[Neo]

A large cruise ship pulls into the pier. These things happen every day.

You continue walking along.

[Flitzepeng]

Wut.

[tijit]

You walk past a balding man sitting on a bench, throwing some bread crumbs for the birds.

You scare away the birds with an air guitar solo.

[Rad]

the solo was magnificent; lucky for you  a major record label was nearby.

You score a 3 year deal.

[ybbald]

You go mainstream and lose all ability to play good music.

You also become addicted to sleep medication

[Squishy69]

During one of your drug-induced naps you dream back to that cruise ship all those years back and comment in your sleep:
"Nice boat-o desu."

Two things happen simultaneously after this mental statement is made: Orson Welles rolls over in his grave, and internet goers scream in rage and anguish.

[ybbald]

You wake up
wrists are bleeding

[GameRoom]

This is because you cut yourself in your sleep. You need some new medication.

[ybbald]

You go see your doctor

[GameRoom]

The doctor prescribes you with Viagara.

[Neo]

Holy shit, I did not expect this thread to happen like this. It was more a placeholder for a project in the near future, but I'll probably just roll with it.

Good job everyone!

And why did the air guitar band become emo apparently?....

[GameRoom]

Your erection lasts for more than 4 hours and your head asplodes. Have fun not having a head.

[Rad]

your head gives blowjobs

you are homo

[GameRoom]

But since you don't have a head anymore, your 2nd job is ruined. Now all you have is that pop star thing.

[Neo]

Around Halloween, Disney picks you up as their newest mascot band.